Me: I can't get rid of this damn headache, Tylenol does nothing and it's been almost a week and I'm not sleeping well.
Midwife: Oh, go to Starbucks every afternoon or have a bunch of Diet Coke. Caffeine will help and not hurt the baby at all this late in the pregnancy. And if that doesn't work here's a Vicodin scrip. It'll help you sleep too if you take it before bed.
Mocha Frappuccinos + Vicodin = Gonna be a good week <3
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| You can't tell me I'm overdoing it. This is a prescription! |
