Yes, I Live In Seattle, How Could You Tell?

Today, at the clinic for a routine prenatal appointment:

Me: I can't get rid of this damn headache, Tylenol does nothing and it's been almost a week and I'm not sleeping well. 

Midwife: Oh, go to Starbucks every afternoon or have a bunch of Diet Coke. Caffeine will help and not hurt the baby at all this late in the pregnancy. And if that doesn't work here's a Vicodin scrip. It'll help you sleep too if you take it before bed. 

Mocha Frappuccinos + Vicodin = Gonna be a good week <3

You can't tell me I'm overdoing it. This is a prescription!